disastrocat
~ Sam ~ bi cis lady ~ 21 ~ trash queen glitter tits
she's book smart but
she ain't got no walking around sense

hi sam

FRIENDS. *obligatory butt touch*

its okay we can live under the same bridge

he who would cross the bridge of death

must answer me these questions three

ere the other side he see

>Googles Stephen Lunsford >”Bratz: The Movie” >ok

I’ll take what i can get

idk but I thought of this movie while reading your descriptionen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fr…

Thanks but I’m pretty sure the movie/show was in live action and the frog people were like puppets or something. I want to say the main character was a girl and the whole plot line had an alice in wonderland feel to it but it was much darker, like furry wolf monsters and stuff too. 

Thinking of this movie always also makes me think of the movie Young Sherlock Holmes because the creepy hallucination scenes were kept in the same category in my mind I guess. Or I saw them at the same time. I don’t really know but it’s been bothering me forever.

P.S. There were two frog people. Pretty sure it was one lady and one guy

THEY LISTEN TO MUSIC DURING SURGERY THAT’S A THING?

YES. I had seen it on Scrubs and asked the nurse if it was true before she wheeled off my mother. Then, I asked the surgeon.

It is indeed a thing. He said most people do it because it’s good for the possibly tense work environment.

bashfulghost:

disastrocat:

I covered my hand in duct tape and did a pose.

i am an adult.

imagines trailer for super secret government agent with the ability to generate duct tape anywhere on body

THIS SUMMER

GO UNDUCTCOVER

just call me…..DUCTECTIVE

March 14th 2013
bashfulghost replied to your photo
I HAD A HEART ATTACK

good

bashfulghost replied to your post: bashfulghost replied to your post: I’M HAVING AN…

my poor baby if I were there I would tenderly massage you with calamine lotion over your entire body while never breaking eye contact

Now is not the time to talk of last tuesday night.

bashfulghost replied to your post: I’M HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION BUT I DON’T KNOW…

DON’T DIE I NEED TO GIVE YOU YOUR XMAS PRESENT

I’LL TRY. Everything itches and it looks like I got upper lip botox. IT WAS JUST CHRISTMAS I AM SURROUNDED BY NEW THINGS. ANY ONE OF THEM COULD BE THE CULPRIT.

that took you a year?


Let me explain. I’m usually good with gut feelings about people with first impressions. When first we met, she threw me with her kitten posters, crayon drawings, and hyperactivity. I thought maybe she was just off. Then we became close and she told me a lot about herself and her ‘troubled’ past. I had never lived with someone new before and I have a pretty high annoyance tolerance. So, I just went with it. Also, she accused me of judging her all the time and she likes to mother me which is creepy and throws me off too.

Long story short, I should have gone with my gut feeling.

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