She's Book Smart But She Ain't Got No Walking Around Sense
Sam, bi cis lady, 21.

~ art by vikisigh ~ robot girl by GarretAJ

lmao remember when i freaked out about this blog being too hipster


Art by Alphonse Mucha

what if the next time you eat raw cookie dough it turns out to be MUTANT SALMONELLA and then you get AMAZING SUPER POWERS like HAVING FLAGELLA and MAKING PEOPLE SICK
asked by sheothservant

i must use this power for good

The salmonella stuff only really happens if the bacteria is present on the egg shell and then it touches the actual egg. There's a really low chance (1/20,000) of it actually being there unless there's an outbreak/contamination at the plant. Still, it's good to be safe.
asked by sheothservant

I’m gonna keep eating cookie dough and if I die so be it


new aesthetic: halloweenpunk

  • costumes
  • the faint smell of candy in the air
  • spooky lawn decorations
  • graveyards
  • fog machines
  • orange/purple/black color scheme
  • jack o lanterns
  • monsters and other various creatures of the night
  • fake blood
  • skeleton gifs
  • music ranging from ghostbusters to monster mash to thriller

reblog for halloweenpunk like for halloweenpunk


Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life


A Little Doodle I whipped up to include with purchases from my Etsy store.


A Little Doodle I whipped up to include with purchases from my Etsy store.

It is clear now but may have been less visible in 1955 that Plato is gay and has a crush on Jim; at the planetarium, he touches his shoulder caressingly…Jim gives Plato a lift home and Plato asks him, “Hey, you want to come home with me? I mean, there’s nobody home at my house, and heck, I’m not tired. Are you?” But Jim glances in the direction of Judy’s house, and then so does Plato, ruefully.
-Roger Ebert


less unhealthy tragic lesbian movies, more lesbian romantic comedies


Childhood Lost by Justyna Neryng

"An on-going autobiographical project, self-portraits just in a different body. Exploring the nature of portraiture and memory. I am producing a series of portraits that evoke characters that populate this world we know as childhood. A court of character’s from myths and dreams. The images are aesthetically inspired by portraiture from the Golden Age of Dutch painting.By drawing on paintings as inspiration I am hoping to give a timeless feel to the final images. Key to the project is the painstaking styling and prop building, which I am using to evoke these different persona played out by my daughter."(via)

Stay High (Habits Remix)
Hippie Sabotage - Stay High - Remix


Staying in my play pretend
Where the fun ain’t got no end

Can’t go home alone again
Need someone to numb the pain


#send me your address so i can visit you and explain my passions

proof that i am the best

testament provided by queerwatson


Victorian mourning jewelry-inspired brooches, by Mab Graves on Etsy.