She's Book Smart But She Ain't Got No Walking Around Sense
Sam, Female, 21.

~ tinymanticore ~

im sick and an irresponsible adult-child I will give anyone 20 dollars and a fishbowl full of change to kill me

marauderer replied to your post: i need someone to talk to about the ne…

gimme like 20 minutes to watch it and we can talk

HOORAY

i need someone to talk to about the newest adventure time episode


Lady Gaga for V Magazine by Inez and Vinoodh. #5 
Lady Gaga for V Magazine by Inez and Vinoodh. #5 

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sahandwich schoppe

PLAYED 18,293 TIMES.

belligerently:

idk about you but i want to listen to ilana glazer say ‘sandwich shop’ for the rest of my life

NO FUCKING WAY

Broad City: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler

deanandsamarebrothers:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

thank you. thank you so much. so very very much. thank you.





Pompeii (Gender Pitched)
Bastille
PLAYED 401,349 TIMES.

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

one of the best things is cats that like to sleep on you

kurentsee:

Imogen Heap helps invent gloves that will “change the way we make music”

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stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if your dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.